When Lisa Orchard was a tween she had to go to religion classes. After a break, two of her classmates hid under the teacher’s desk. When the teacher took his position at the chalk board and was about to resume his lecture, one of the student’s hidden under the desk called out in a booming voice, “Mr. Hause, this is God.” Mr. Hause grew very flustered and looked above and then around the room. Needless to say he wasn’t happy with the students, but it was a very funny incident in religion class.
When Lisa Orchard was a teen she snuck out of her bedroom window at midnight with her best friend Linda and was caught roaming the streets of her small town by the cops. She told them that they were looking for her dog and they believed her. They said that they had just seen a dog like she had described and told her they’d be on the look-out for him. Then drove away.
When Lisa Orchard was a tween she used to ride down town on her skateboard along with her friends. They’d all wear their Rocky Balboa T-shirts and go to the Tastee Freez and get Cokes and French Fries.